NaughtyNayef

Quote Of The Day!

2005-11-03T18:26:00.000Z

"If heaven is such an amazing place how come you are so afraid of dying?"

Nayef

Hoodie Becomes The Victim And Gets Happy Slapped!

2005-11-03T17:23:00.000Z

Life is great... couldn't be better. Happy EID everyone.

Well this morning I watched a couple of UK kid shows. How lame are they? Do they really believe kids are that dumb to watch shows like that?

Now these days you have these very cowardly people who just need a good A*S kicking. They are known as "Hoodies" and "Chavs" .

The Story Goes:

I was taking a brief walk today when some Jar-head hoodies came rolling by on their bikes. I'm walking on the side walk and this jerk doesn't even move. Now remember in the UK they have bike lanes. So this jerk comes riding up to me, then one says: "get out my way". Big mistake!

I said: "Hey you little punk go in the bike lane". He said: "If you don't get out of my way I'm gonna smack you!" Another big mistake. So I stand my ground and he tries to run me over. So as he tries to run me over I step to the side and press his bike's front brake. This sends him flying 5 feet forward right into a patch of mud.

Then he turns around and say: "I'm going to smash your face in", while he is laying on the ground. So I walk up to him and holding his bike in my hands, I tell him: "If you say anything else I'm going to crack your skull with your own bike". He raises his hand to protect himself and then says: "sorry mate I was just taking the piss".

Then he gets up from the ground soaked in mud and says: "Won't happen again, please can I have my bike back now?" So I throw his back towards him and he picks it up and rides off with his friend. That's a hoodie for you... nothing but cowards.

Then I continue my walk and some old lady says: "You taught him", pumps her fist in the air and says "Cheers". Moral of the story: never back down from a hoodie they're just fcuking bed wetters.

So what is your take on this story? Have you ever run into a hoodie and taught them a lesson? If so, please share your story in my comment box.

Cheers!

Qoute of the Day!

2005-11-01T17:24:00.000Z

"You have two choices in life:

You can stay single and be miserable,or get married and wish you were dead."

Must Read!!!!!!!!!!

2005-11-01T16:55:00.000Z

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."—President George W. Bush

"Anyway, I'm so thankful, and so gracious - I'm gracious that my brother Jeb is concerned about the hemisphere as well." -George W. Bush, June 4, 2001

"It's important for young men and women who look at the Nebraska champs to understand that quality of life is more than just blocking shots." -George W. Bush, in remarks to the University of Nebraska women's volleyball team, the 2001 national champions, May 31, 2001

"So on behalf of a well-oiled unit of people who came together to serve something greater than themselves, congratulations." -George W. Bush, in remarks to the University of Nebraska women's volleyball team, the 2001 national champions, May 31, 2001

"If a person doesn't have the capacity that we all want that person to have, I suspect hope is in the far distant future, if at all." -George W. Bush, May 22, 2001

"For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it." -George W. Bush, May 14

"There's no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting nearly directly overhead." -George W. Bush, May 11, 2001

"But I also made it clear to (Vladimir Putin) that it's important to think beyond the old days of when we had the concept that if we blew each other up, the world would be safe." -George W. Bush, May 1, 2001

"First, we would not accept a treaty that would not have been ratified, nor a treaty that I thought made sense for the country." -George W. Bush, on the Kyoto accord, April 24, 2001

"It's very important for folks to understand that when there's more trade, there's more commerce." -George W. Bush, at the Summit of the Americas in Quebec City, April 21, 2001

"Neither in French nor in English nor in Mexican." -George W. Bush, declining to take reporters' questions during a photo op with Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien, April 21, 2001

"It is time to set aside the old partisan bickering and finger-pointing and name-calling that comes from freeing parents to make different choices for their children." -George W. Bush, on "parental empowerment in education," April 12, 2001

"I think we're making progress. We understand where the power of this country lay. It lays in the hearts and souls of Americans. It must lay in our pocketbooks. It lays in the willingness for people to work hard. But as importantly, it lays in the fact that we've got citizens from all walks of life, all political parties, that are willing to say, I want to love my neighbor. I want to make somebody's life just a little bit better." -George W. Bush, April 11, 2001

"This administration is doing everything we can to end the stalemate in an efficient way. We're making the right decisions to bring the solution to an end." -George W. Bush, April 10, 2001

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"I've coined new words, like, misunderstanding and Hispanically." -George W. Bush, speaking at the Radio & Television Correspondents dinner, March 29, 2001

"A lot of times in the rhetoric, people forget the facts. And the facts are that thousands of small businesses - Hispanically owned or otherwise - pay taxes at the highest marginal rate." -George W. Bush, speaking to the Hispanic Chamber of Commerce, March 19, 2001

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"Ann and I will carry out this equivocal message to the world: Markets must be open." -George W. Bush, at the swearing-in ceremony for Secretary of Agriculture Ann Veneman, March 2, 2001

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"I have said that the sanction regime is like Swiss cheese - that meant that they weren't very effective." -George W. Bush, during a White House press conference, Feb. 22, 2001

"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.'' -George W. Bush, Feb. 21, 2001

"It's good to see so many friends here in the Rose Garden. This is our first event in this beautiful spot, and it's appropriate we talk about policy that will affect people's lives in a positive way in such a beautiful, beautiful part of our national - really, our national park system, my guess is you would want to call it."-George W. Bush, Feb. 8, 2001

"We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House - make no mistake about it." -George W. Bush, Feb. 7, 2001

"There's no such thing as legacies. At least, there is a legacy, but I'll never see it." -George W. Bush, speaking to Catholic leaders at the White House, Jan. 31, 2001

"I appreciate that question because I, in the state of Texas, had heard a lot of discussion about a faith-based initiative eroding the important bridge between church and state." -George W. Bush, speaking to reporters, Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2001

"I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for predecessors as well." -George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2001

"Then I went for a run with the other dog and just walked. And I started thinking about a lot of things. I was able to - I can't remember what it was. Oh, the inaugural speech, started thinking through that." -George W. Bush, in a pre-inaugural interview with U.S. News & World Report

"Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment." -George W. Bush, Jan. 2001

"I'm hopeful. I know there is a lot of ambition in Washington, obviously. But I hope the ambitious realize that they are more likely to succeed with success as opposed to failure." -George W. Bush, Jan. 2001

"The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants." -George W. Bush, Jan. 2001

"If he's - the inference is that somehow he thinks slavery is a - is a noble institution I would - I would strongly reject that assumption - that John Ashcroft is a open-minded, inclusive person."-George W. Bush, Jan. 2001

"She's just trying to make sure Anthony gets a good meal - Antonio." -George W. Bush, on Laura Bush inviting Justice Antonin Scalia to dinner at the White House, Jan. 2001

"I want it to be said that the Bush administration was a results-oriented administration, because I believe the results of focusing our attention and energy on teaching children to read and having an education system that's responsive to the child and to the parents, as opposed to mired in a system that refuses to change, will make America what we want it to be - a more literate country and a hopefuller country." -George W. Bush, Jan. 2001

Now who did you vote for?

Today looks like a winner!

2005-10-28T14:13:00.000+01:00

Hi!

Today looks & feels like it will be an awesome day. Had a great breakfast. One of my friends named Wayne just got back from 2 weeks vacation in the Bahamas. So I get to chill with him for a bit. Not to mention the love of my life is coming over wee. The family is doing okay. My GF family is doing good. We don't really understand one another but I love them anyway just because they raised such a wonderful daughter but don't tell them that LOL. Plus Millie my GF little Yorkie is to die for. Very cute! You will have to see her wow amazing little dog full of life & charm. Then there is Cleo the other dog who won me over when I first met her. They really care about me and or so eager when we meet. I love taking them for long walks they are like my little children. Plus I had a great lunch battered Cod with mushroom stew on top. I love most British foods WOW. It only cost me £3.05 for the lot including the flavored bottled water. Im so happy today and can't wait for my little Hobbit (aka Vicky aka GF) to come over. We should have a blast. I'm mean if you meet this Girl you would fall head over heels for her. The third day of talking with her I asked her to marry me. And get this she said yeah LOL. Bless her she has been through so much in with having a rare illness called M.E. Have you heard of the that before? If so what do you Know about it? Do you know anyone with it? If you would like to know more back M.E you can click on the title of this page and that will send you directly to the M.E awareness website. It is finally starting to come to the worlds eyes & ears that this is for real and something needs to be done about it. Other then that she is pure heaven. She is the most kind hearted person in the world by far. Well today is still young so I will let you know what else happens.

May everyone's day Rock!!!!

I wonder!

2005-10-27T21:05:00.000+01:00

What will I have to eat tonight! Well it be pasta, fish & chips or pizza? Guess Fish & Chips is the winner.

Lousy Fcuking Day!

2005-10-27T19:45:00.000+01:00

Today was so boring and I wasn't feeling will at all. Just watching the stock market thinking all the millions of places I would rather be then in front you this PC screen. Plus I'm feeling sick. Just chatting with my love interest Vicky. She makes me feel a lot better most times. But sometimes she just doesn't know when to let things go. Sometimes a man needs to figure things out for himself without questions being asked. I wonder has anyone felt the same way. I guess I wouldn't be the first. Also what ever happened to true friends? People say they are your friends then go telling running there mouth to others. Another thing what is up with people always saying cheers over here? I loath that word now! Can't wait till I take a vacation. I may not ever come back. One funny thing today. This Asian man looks at me stange then he comes up to me and asks me if im alright. I look at him weird and said fine. My first thought was that he was crazy. Then I thought maybe he is confusing me with one of his friends or students since I really don't know what he does. But then I think about maybe he saw that I was having a bad day and just wanted to let me know that some one cared. So that made me kinda feel good. So my day turns out a happy ended go figure. It's amazing what a stranger with a few words could do. Has anyone you didn't ever come up to you and asked how you where doing when you were having a bad day? If so how did it make you feel? If not then let me ask you. Are you alright?